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Old 10-20-2006
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Default Words of Wisdom About Having Children

To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was
"DON'T ! "

" Don't what ? "
Adam replied.

" Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.

"Forbidden fruit ?
We have forbidden fruit ?
Hey Eve. we have forbidden fruit ! "

" No Way ! "

"Way ! "

"Do NOT eat the fruit ! "
said God.

"Why ? "

"Because I am your Father and I said so ! "
God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked !


"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? "
God asked.

"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.

"Then why did you ? "
said the Father.


"I don't know,"
said Eve.

"She started it ! "
Adam said.

"Did not ! "

"Did too ! "

"DID NOT ! "

Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !

1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.



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i love it! its awesome i have no children yet but it made me laugh!
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Lol...I like that.
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lol.. bloody kids!!..
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Ah...

*laughing*

Damn I love my kids...

(and i miss'em too)
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Yo tengo dos chavalitas ,una razita y una gringita a las dos las quiero un chingo.Una experiencia vien chingona ser papa.
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That was cute as hell Chavela!! I copied it to send to my mom, my daughter and my son!!
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aww too cute.
especially # 5and 6
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Yo tengo dos chavalitas ,una razita y una gringita a las dos las quiero un chingo.Una experiencia vien chingona ser papa.
LOL Asi es.

But, most times, arent you laughing? My kids made me laugh at least once a day.
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damn!
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yes kids tend to make u laugh at least once a day if not more
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I love my lil trouble maker....even though she sometimes gets me mad....
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Man, I love my nieces and nephews, but sometimes.....they just team up against me
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haha cute...
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LOL, Calma.


Brilliant!
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