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Talking Mexican Word of the day..... lol

The teacher asked Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence.
Paco smiles and says......... "Orale vato...Mi ruca caught me in
bed with my sancha , pero that's okay porque I told her
that... HER ASS MENT nothing to me."




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haha chistoso lmao mamon
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LOL! funny!
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haha, funny!!
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Great save!!!
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Took me a sec but I got it!! LOL - cute joke!!
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That was a good one!!!! LMAO
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lmao...good 1..reminds me of those pepito jokes
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weak.
Yeah... old... LAST WEEK.....
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lol, as long as thatz not my manz excuse.!
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just laugh chingado!
Scroll up...

I did.................. the first time.
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here's some more

Mexican word of the day is: MUSHROOM,
Example: Orale vato, when me and my whole family get in the car, there's not too "MUSHROOM"!!

Mexican Word for the day is : CHICKEN
Example: My wife wanted me to go to the store for her, pero "CHICKEN" go herself.

Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
Example: I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

Mexican word of the day is: July
Example: You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

Mexican Word for the day is : Liver and Cheese.
Example: Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"
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^Good ones Dee.
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Mexican word of the day "herpes"
I had some cake to share with my wife this is my piece and this is "herpes".
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Mexican word of the day is: MUSHROOM,
Example: Orale vato, when me and my whole family get in the car, there's not too "MUSHROOM"!!

Mexican Word for the day is : CHICKEN
Example: My wife wanted me to go to the store for her, pero "CHICKEN" go herself.

Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
Example: I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

Mexican word of the day is: July
Example: You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

Mexican Word for the day is : Liver and Cheese.
Example: Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"
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Mexican word of the day "herpes"
I had some cake to share with my wife this is my piece and this is "herpes".
LMAO!
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Mexican word of the day is: MUSHROOM,
Example: Orale vato, when me and my whole family get in the car, there's not too "MUSHROOM"!!

Mexican Word for the day is : CHICKEN
Example: My wife wanted me to go to the store for her, pero "CHICKEN" go herself.

Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
Example: I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

Mexican word of the day is: July
Example: You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

Mexican Word for the day is : Liver and Cheese.
Example: Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"
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Mexican word of the day "herpes"
I had some cake to share with my wife this is my piece and this is "herpes".
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I tried to rep MissDee and MBE on those, but I gotta spread the love.
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here's some more

Mexican word of the day is: MUSHROOM,
Example: Orale vato, when me and my whole family get in the car, there's not too "MUSHROOM"!!

Mexican Word for the day is : CHICKEN
Example: My wife wanted me to go to the store for her, pero "CHICKEN" go herself.

Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
Example: I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

Mexican word of the day is: July
Example: You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

Mexican Word for the day is : Liver and Cheese.
Example: Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"
ahahahahaha these are good.
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Mexican word of the day... "Sodas" my vieja sucks dick and sodas her sister....
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