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05-01-2009
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I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
I just remembered this video
it is soooo funnty! you gotta see it... but these are the words: oh my goodness becky, look at her bible it is so big she looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends but who understands those preacher guys anyway they only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, okay i mean look at it, it's just huge bleh, it's gross she's just so, righteous i like big bibles and i cannot lie you Christian brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with a KJV and a bookmark in proverbs you get stoked got her name engraved so you know that girl is saved it looks like one of those large ones with plenty of space in the margins oh baby,i wanna read withca cause your bibles got pictures my minister tried to console me but that book you got makes me so holy ooh momma-mia you say you want koinonia well, bless me, bless me and teach me about John Wesley
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
rofl, wtf
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05-01-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 great find!!
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05-01-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
"As the average christian takes a look, she gotta pack much book"
LMAO...or something like that!
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05-02-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
Yah, this is an ooold video but still entertaining.
Nice Chavela 
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05-02-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
hahaha! yea ive seen this!
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05-02-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
"oh baby,i wanna read withcha
cause your bibles got pictures"
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'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand -chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
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05-02-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
KJV is a heretical book, its not the bible
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05-02-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
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'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand -chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
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05-04-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
is redhead ralo criticizing the bible girl?
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05-04-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
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'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand -chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
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05-07-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
her mouth was running a mile a minute, just like ralo tends to do.
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05-07-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
LMAO! i wanna read wicha
that book you got makes me so holy!
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05-07-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
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06-26-2009
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
Um. Whichever way I paint this, it’s going to come across as mean. But this is just plain naff. I understand that some people do strange things for their religion and belief system, but I’m sure “making a stupid cover of a ’90’s rap song” isn’t one of the commandments for spreading the word. Even if it wasn’t tied in with GodTube (a Christian Social Network, and serious threat to the Satanic YouTube), I’d still be laughing at these people. I know they’ll just say that should leave them alone and focus more on my relationship with the Lord, but I’m not sold.
There’s a social network for everyone these days.
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07-26-2018
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Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
This was so funny!
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