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Who needs reading material to take a crap?

Have you ever had reading material to take a crap?

If you are one of these people who need or like reading material to take a crap, why do you need them?

Does it matter what it is your reading?

I am just curious because this was a topic on a radio show i was listening to and most of the people on it with the exception of one person said they need and like to have reading material when they take a crap.

Me i never understood why people take anything in there. Tops i am in the crapper for no more then 5 minutes, hell maaaaybe 10 minutes. But hardly ever ever 10 minutes to take a shit. but yeah, never needed reading material and no i dont strain and rush to push my crap out.
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I dont NEED reading material when I'm dropping a deuce, but it's nice to have.

Pooping is boring and gross, so it's nice to have something to distract for those few minutes.
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yea...i don't read in there. I can't really concentrate on reading

i've seen people go in there for like 30 minutes...and im thinking..."shit...if you want to read, do it outside....or can you only do it with your pants down"

im with u nelio....10 minutes tops...
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lol...naw i dont really need anything to read, but i have done it before. it actually does distract you lol...
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I really don't need anything to read, pero como dijo Kool Arrow "Pooping is boring and gross, so it's nice to have something to distract for those few minutes"

Reading is just a way to pass the time while on the thrown.
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You think reading is bad? I used to own a gameboy and... well the lcd screen died eventually, long story.

It just feels like a waste (stupid puns ) of time... reading something makes it seem like you're doing something worth while. And you never know, the paper might come in handy...
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I dont NEED reading material when I'm dropping a deuce, but it's nice to have.

Pooping is boring and gross, so it's nice to have something to distract for those few minutes.
I don't NEED it but I do it for the same reason KoolArrow does.
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yea...i don't read in there. I can't really concentrate on reading
lol this made me laugh.
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sure, 10 minutes tops but I take like 2-3 dumps a day. I once dated a GI nurse and she told me my colon was very healthy.

ANyway, I can read several chapters of a novel in 20-30 minutes. Now thats multi-tasking!!!
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If you need a long time to do your business in there, it's a good indication that you need more fiber in your diet.
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How did she come to the conclusion your colon was healthy? She did some "tests" on your colon?
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a healthy person will do their business 3 times a day and it should be quick and easy.
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^Thanks for letting us know you're routine, SJ :P
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so... if you take the shit a lot, your healthy?

When I said 20-30 minutes. I meant if someone took 2-3 dumps a day that were 10 minutes each (like Nelio mentioned in his initial post).

I dont think taking a lot of shits is a surefire way to know you're "healthy", but having regular bowel movements is a sign that your colon is properly functioning.

My brothers girlfriend used to have a problem crapping. I mean, she had to see a doctor regularly for this problem.


MiSS-DEE,


Please stop always being so crude.
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Please stop always being so crude.
^LOL.
Hey it was a serious question. You know I wuv you like a play cuz.
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^Thanks for letting us know you're routine, SJ :P
I wish that was my routine. I only go in the crapper once a month. and I am in there about an hour. It also takes a few hours for the bathroom to be 'safe' to enter.








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It's become a habit for me to read something in there.
I'll be reading something and then realize its been 15 min.

I'm a once-a-day kinda guy.
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Do any of you guys talk on the phone while in the crapper?
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Do any of you guys talk on the phone while in the crapper?
I havew talked on the phone while in the crapper, usually when i was talking to my homies only. When taking a piss, i do it alot, when taking a crap, different story.
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I don't, but I've called my homies up, and you know how you can hear the echo when they're in the bathroom? Then you hear the flush. That shot's nasty. I mean I've text messaged people while on the crapper, but to talk to someone? No tienen verguenza.
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now i wonder if i have talked to someone and while they're doing their business.. ?mmm. ...


but thats just nasty.. i just say.. hold on, i'll be right back.. and dont even tell them where im going... they dont need to know..

eso ya es de masiado, tener el telefono mientras estas en tus necesidades, oyeme no. ya ni la riegan.

somone said they read to get distracted, but the phone...? thats for a case if your going to be in there like Calmanani... (once a day kinda guy) and your going to take a whole hour in there.. then i understand, you dont want to waste your time.. LOL.

jk Calmanani,
im sorry, its just that, thats funny..

LOL. Mocosa!

All but 10 to 15 min, sheesh.
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If i have to go shit and i am on the phoine i tell them to hold on or i will call them back, unless it is really important, then i go do my less then 5 minute thang and come back. I havent actualy called anyone while taking a shit but i think my homie has called me. Now if for some reason i have my phone on me when i am taking a crap, then depending on who the person is and if it is important i might answer, but it depends if i can or can not call them back.

And i see nothign wrong with telling someone to hold on, I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM. That way if ya are 5-20 minutes in there for whatever reason, then at least they know why you have them on hold for so fucking long.

Ya never know how long one shit is going to be from the other.
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It would be nice if I took a long time to crap...but my craps go pretty quickly...
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