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Default Re: Don't F*ck with Chuck......

The great wall of china was originally created to keep chuck norriss out

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun, and won.
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
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Thier is no such thing as evolution, only the animals Chuck Norris let live.
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, this animal is now known as a Giraffe.
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walker texas ranger lmao
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These shits are funny. How did all this start?
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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This thread kicks ass!
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there is no god just chuck.
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Salsa sends a fathers day present to chuck norris!
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steven sagal is wack him and his fake ass accent.
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I stay in Vegas because chuck said I had to.
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If Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris could swim on land.


Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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^^^ ROFL swim on land damn
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I love chuck Norris jokes
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