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Q: How can a real man tell when a woman comes?


A: Real men don’t care!

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It's funny cuz it's true
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I GUESS TRUTH HURTS LOLZ
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LMAO...damn funny
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..........so what you're saying is that women should just all together dismiss having sex with men because they don't care to please the woman???

Interesting philosophy there Danny BOY! Twisted Evil

I'm not saying that, but I will say this...
I think women find more reasons than men to have sex than just to have an orgasm
You know companionship, intimacy and all that kind of stuff.
Women would sooner settle for bad sex than give up all together.

Women want sex just as badly as men do imo, it's just for differemt reasons.
Do you think men would stop having sex with women just because they werent having an orgasm?
Of course not and neither would women.
There are a lot of adult women who've never experienced an orgasm and these women are having sex regardless.
I'm not saying I don't care if a woman has an orgasm, I'm just telling you the way I see it.
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lmao.......that's wrong. lol. so wrong.
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Do I think men would stop having sex with women just because they weren't having an orgasm. Hmmmmmmmmm. Eventually......YES!






Poor DD, obviously you DO NOT know men.




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"If you are not saying that you don't care if a woman has an orgasm.........then why did you say that it was true that REAL men don't care? Confused Confused"
I suppose then one would have to avoid being a REAL MAN???


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Poor POC, obviously YOU don't know men. So what you are saying, from what I understand............is that a guy can go months without having an orgasm and be satisfied with that? Hmmm.

I think I'm qualified to say I know more about men than 99.9% of all women.

The question wasnt can men go without having an orgasm(it's been my personal experience it'll come out one way or another), the question is can a man go without having an orgasm from intercourse with a woman?
The answer is CERTAINLY.

I've got a good friend who's paralyzed from the waist down. He can't have an orgasm, but he can still get an erection.
Do you think he passes up a hot naked woman that wants to fuck him
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who is jill?

and can a guy be satisfied without an orgasm? is that the question?
I don't think so. I don't or am not. maybe your friend does. but I've been very pissed off for lack of an orgasm. and really really not satisfied with not having one.
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Well I didn't know we were talking about having intercourse with "JILL".........I thought we were talking about regular hetero intercourse. So that explains much.
DD...I was waiting for this...I saw this coming! Jeje!
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The following is the way I see things. Maybe this will add another element to your little debate here.

the difference between a male orgasm and a female orgasm comes down to one important fact. For a male, an orgasm is 100% physical. for a woman it's more mental than physical.

In order for your woman to achieve a great orgasm you must stimulate her mind as much as her body.
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who is jill?
Meme, let me help you out on "JILL".

Stick your right hand out in front of your face. Spread your fingers out. Do you see the "J" that your thumb and index finger make? The middle finger is "I" and the last two fingers are "LL".

LMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAO!

Oh shit.......my stomach hurts! Holy hell!
you mean ROSIE!!!! ya I know her!! we go way back. she's a ho.

pues que chingaos tienen con jill? se llama rosie. no jill quien chingaos es jill? la gringa en la escina? hahahahaha
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*checking*

im a real man and i care .

thats funny though.. jeje.
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who is jill?
Meme, let me help you out on "JILL".

Stick your right hand out in front of your face. Spread your fingers out. Do you see the "J" that your thumb and index finger make? The middle finger is "I" and the last two fingers are "LL".

LMFFFFFFFFFFFFFAO!

Oh shit.......my stomach hurts! Holy hell!
you mean ROSIE!!!! ya I know her!! we go way back. she's a ho.

pues que chingaos tienen con jill? se llama rosie. no jill quien chingaos es jill? la gringa en la escina? hahahahaha
what about manuela??
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I fake orgasms. Sometimes I just want to get to sleep
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I forgot what the joke was....*scrolls back up to read again* Oh, yeah, men don't care....Good one. LOL
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^^^Yeah, I get that alot....DAMN!!! I hate being the funny one, I want to be the pretty one!!!! LOL
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Stop Over Anaylising The Pinche Joke, And Just Laugh!

ha 4 reals ppl
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AND IM pretty SURE THAT A GIRL WILL NOT SAY THE SAME THING...THAT HES "A REAL MAN"

I THINK WE'LL ALL SAY THE OPOSITE LOL
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