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Old 10-13-2010
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i don't think i would be able to go through with it...
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Yeah be very afraid, he might try and make you drink his piss
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Old 10-16-2010
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I have a few friends who have done this "cleanse", and have done it a few times...they swear by it. They say that you do a salt water flush along with it.
Me personally, I couldn't do it.
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Dont be such a PRUDE!
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Ha, ha...it has nothing with being a "prude", you PERV!
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Hi girly! Nice to read you again

I have done the master cleanse, but didn't do it for 2 weeks. I did some research before I decided to go through with it and knew there was no way I could keep my body without food that long. So I did it for a week. I lost about 10 lbs...most of it was water weight, but you are right...you feel great once it's done and over with.

Is it worth it? Only if you are looking for a quick fix and I would only do it once a year. It really does more damage to your body than good.
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One of my friends did it for 10 days, and he managed to lose a good 20 pounds, but you're right Shorty, it's a quick fix. Once he finished the cleanse, he started working out and eating better and lost 20 more pounds in a month. He's maintained his weight for a year now, but credits the cleanse to give him that confidence booster that started him off on a better/healtier path.
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Wow, 20 lbs is alot! Kudos to your friend for sticking with it for 10 days. No way I could last that long. I started getting these stomach pains on day 4. It's definitely not the kind of cleanse one should do often.
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Ya know, ex-lax works the same, lol.
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Wow, 20 lbs is alot! Kudos to your friend for sticking with it for 10 days. No way I could last that long. I started getting these stomach pains on day 4. It's definitely not the kind of cleanse one should do often.
I was told only twice a year...once every six months.
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^^Yep. I would prob do it once a year, but doubt I will ever do it again.

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Ya know, ex-lax works the same, lol.
Those were not the kind of stomach pains I was talking about
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Hey, i got the squirts for like 3 days and lost 10 pounds. Course i couldn't really do anything or eat anything, but hey......If it works, lol.
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How the hell does anyone have 3 days worth of shit stored in them??? You got your shit pushed in huh joto?
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! THATS BE A NO. But i couldnt intake anything, not even fluids. I guess thats how i got the "cleanse". The intestines got flushed out of the waste, then got washed with the liquids.
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3 days worth of feces...... How many bowel movements do you have a day? If it is once a day ok but twice then that's a lot of feces!
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Normally i take 3 movements. Thats standard. People taking one dump a day are not releasing enough of the trash in their system.
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Nelio. I always knew you were full of shit
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Yeah I guees it would be safe to speculate a roll of toilet paper is among the items in his back pack. Shitty mutha fucca!
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lol this thread had me rolling. for those who have trouble taking nice dumps, I like to drink a tea called Smooth Move. Works wonderfully. =D
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See, girly knows the health factor of a good dump, multiple times a day. Not like Dissonant stated as more then one is excessive, lol.

To Sj, fuck you.

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Demon, mama always taught me to be prepared, never know when your gonna need to go and never know if the place ya have to go doesnt have any t.p. My home didnt have any t.p one night after a long night of drinking and i had to pull the roll out, fucker didnt even have paper towels.
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