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If I didn't have so much hate in that cold & hard excuse for a heart, I'd say thank you


same as what I told Slugz
Who is this guy??? He's gonna do some damage! Someone keep an eye on him.....he's so bitter he's gonna try to sue us.
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Who is this guy??? He's gonna do some damage! Someone keep an eye on him.....he's so bitter he's gonna try to sue us.
I'm ur worst friend and ur best enemy...and one hell of an attorney to have on your side! LOL

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May I suggest miss dee, sweets, or raven for the female attorney? All very qualified well credentialed in the business.
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of course..

Culeros& Culeros Law offices.....haha..no?




Im not good at being mean..I can refer Lizdit and Professora those are two cold hearted bitches.......lol.jk.no but for reals...


I can be the Office Chef.. If you guys want..
Good you can start by slipping a sedative in el californio' coffee!
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(to Spicy)^^Awww, how cute! A mentally challenged kindergartener fingerpainted her sig!

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Good you can start by slipping a sedative in el californio' coffee!
I AM on sedatives nukka!
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How do y'all feel about CleverLatina? I mean besides Salsa and the tingly feeling he gets in his pants.
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ok I need some advice my best friends mom came to us to let her barrow $2500 she told us that someone was in jail n she needed to bail them out n shiet...so taking in consideration that I've been knowing them for like 10 yrs we let them barrow it..so about 6 mths have gon by so I called her cuz I haven't heard from her n u know what she tells me yea I already droppe it of w/ur husband I was like no u didn't he would have told me n there's no way he would of spent it...ok what should I do?
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First of all mizzA if that avy is an accurate drawing of you, I'd be happy to help you even though I specialize in hate crime & immigration law
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Gays (except lesbians )..
how bout the butch ones w/the mullets?

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May I suggest miss dee, sweets, or raven for the female attorney? All very qualified well credentialed in the business.
why thank you i'm very flattered. but will have to decline your offer slugz.
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Im not good at being mean..I can refer Lizdit and Professora those are two cold hearted bitches.......lol.jk.no but for reals...
Same here. I'm sweet as honey lol.
i suggest the same bitches.... i mean the same females.
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EITHER YOUR WITH C&C LAW FIRMS OR YOU ARE AGAINST US! LOL
THANKS A LOT FOR MAKING ME LOOK BAD INFRONT OF MY FELLOW COLEAGUES!
Live and Die alone is what i follow lol
i aint making you look bad. you were already a bad ass before i posted.
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how bout the butch ones w/the mullets?
You obviously missed the asterisk and small print (that's why I'm an attorney). Please read below.

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I got U covered. I hate everyone equally. I hate Crackkkas, Nigs, Kikes, Chinks, Spics, Wetbacks, Beaners, Gandhis, Camel Jockies, Liberals, Conservatives, Undecideds, Gays (except lesbians * ) , and pretty much everybody else! I hate YOU!! Basically I hate all minorities and majorities.

Oh yeah. As for the immigation issues, I got them covered too. I have a side business specializing in, how you say, "claiming" unwanted social security numbers and licences. I call it Identity Laundering of sorts.

So do I got the yob, I mean, job?

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lol @ the fine print.
damn attorneys.
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ok I need some advice my best friends mom came to us to let her barrow $2500 she told us that someone was in jail n she needed to bail them out n shiet...so taking in consideration that I've been knowing them for like 10 yrs we let them barrow it..so about 6 mths have gon by so I called her cuz I haven't heard from her n u know what she tells me yea I already droppe it of w/ur husband I was like no u didn't he would have told me n there's no way he would of spent it...ok what should I do?
First off, you are a dumb bitch. Second, your husband should leave you for being a dumb bitch and C, your husband has already spent that money on bitches who aren't so stupid. Now,

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How do y'all feel about CleverLatina? I mean besides Salsa and the tingly feeling he gets in his pants.
WTF??
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ok so where are we at now raven, miss dee an profe any other suggestions?
Yeah i say Profe!
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How do y'all feel about CleverLatina? I mean besides Salsa and the tingly feeling he gets in his pants.
Also cleverlatina can do some damage to our victims........I mean clientele.
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First off, you are a dumb bitch. Second, your husband should leave you for being a dumb bitch and C, your husband has already spent that money on bitches who aren't so stupid. Now,

I myself do not represent trannys'!!! You cant even afford the consultation fee since your dumbass gave away all your money!
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I myself do not represent trannys'!!! You cant even afford the consultation fee since your dumbass gave away all your money!
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First off, you are a dumb bitch. Second, your husband should leave you for being a dumb bitch and C, your husband has already spent that money on bitches who aren't so stupid. Now,

best lawyer of all....


i gotta hand it to u fools.. this thread is fucking hilarious.
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Cool we got Freedoms blessing. I expected this thread to be locked by now. Were still in business. Freedom you can be a lowly public defender. Or pubic defender handling gay rights cases!
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Cool we got Freedoms blessing. I expected this thread to be locked by now. Were still in business. Freedom you can be a lowly public defender. Or pubic defender handling gay rights cases!


nah... imma judge...

so when this shit gets out of hand i'm throwin yall nalgas in contempt of the soy court.
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You need to sentence some of the dumbasses who actually seek our distorted advice.
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i came in here thinking i would get a job out of it...lol.
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You need to sentence some of the dumbasses who actually seek our distorted advice.
I know.... pinche bola de...


but yeah... they will be sentenced to a yr long stay @ the sanitarium.
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oh well. i just wanted to be the secretary....cuz im good with paperwork and thats what women in an office should do.
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oh well. i just wanted to be the secretary....cuz im good with paperwork and thats what women in an office should do.
that and give head like "good catholic girls"

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She can begin her internship and get some experience in that "should i or shouldn't I" thread! Attack!!!
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