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Demon - "aggressive litigator" specializing in defamation suits.

GoldenArms - Specializes in sexual harassment, and online bullying

EL SALSA - Specializing in Criminal Law and how to get away with it.

SLUGZ - most of the time this nigga just cleans our office. but he's good for giving some GREAT advice on custody battles and divorces.

El Californio - Specializes in Hate and Race Crimes

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I need a client. Because my prima is suing me for defamation of character!
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I can't wait to see what type of advice Slugz gives to sexymamacita
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Someone refer forealzchola to us.
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shit we need to get an attorney that specializes in Hate crimes and minorities and immigration
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shit we need to get an attorney that specializes in Hate crimes and minorities and immigration
nighter1 (or whatever the hell his name was) did hate white people.
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they gotta be active though.
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well taking into account that your prima is a coconspiritor in the domestic incident the only thing I can see her legally suing you for is what is known in legal terms as DOTA... Defamation of that ass.
lol!



what about seXY? did i miss something.
read the first post mothafucca....then give your advice to sweets

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I want a divorce!
don't worry once slugz figures out he's the divorce attorney he'll hook you up with killer advice.
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haha dota!! Slugz knows all the legal jargon!
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Wait can you take foodstamps as payment?lol..
read the first post! its the best attorney's soy chicano.com posts can buy

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Lol, Ok. sweety!


Well The Most Effectual Manner To Convice A Divorce Judge That You Are Serious About Your Demand For A Divorce Is To Have An Erotic Affair With Your Attorney At Law.



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hahaha..ok.then...

can i choose which attorney i want to have an affair with?...lol
nope. cuz you only get one lawyer.....and that is our local divorce specialist Slugz
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hahaha..ok.then...

can i choose which attorney i want to have an affair with?...lol
I think it would help your cause of you had an affair with all of us, and I think I speak for all of us when I say, "No, kissing on the lips, that is yucky."

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nope. cuz you only get one lawyer.....and that is our local divorce specialist Slugz
I still say it would help.
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sweets. i can't officially give this advice.

but if you want to murder you husband...i can help you get off the hook
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Im gonna change my craft to include divorce lawyer!
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i see your husband has been telling his freinds some naughty secrets about you.

damn sweets. your gonna get three of the lawyers!
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What about slugz??? Oh yeah.........my wastebasket needs emptying!
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I need me some Legal Advice

Alright i was at the bar yesterday and started talking to this fine chick. After some drinks she told me that I would take her home later and ravish her Silly all night if i bought her some more Drinks. So i did.
Alright well as the nigh wore on i was thinking "im going to get some, im going to get some". Well when the bar closed, she said goodnight and went home with someone else.

can i sue her for my money back on the grounds of False advertisement?
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she will demon. she's emptied me earlier
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Ill empty you all right!
On my big attorney desk??? Thats it. Free consultation for you sweets!
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I need me some Legal Advice

Alright i was at the bar yesterday and started talking to this fine chick. After some drinks she told me that I would take her home later and ravish her Silly all night if i bought her some more Drinks. So i did.
Alright well as the nigh wore on i was thinking "im going to get some, im going to get some". Well when the bar closed, she said goodnight and went home with someone else.

can i sue her for my money back on the grounds of False advertisement?
no. but we are going to sue your dumb ass for not slipping a roofie in her mothafuccing drink. you know how much money you could of saved?

live by this motto from now on. and you will be okay.

"2drinks1roofie and your in that coochie"


next case!
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no. but we are going to sue your dumb ass for not slipping a roofie in her mothafuccing drink. you know how much money you could of saved?

live by this motto from now on. and you will be okay.

"2drinks1roofie and your in that coochie"


next case!
Aww man. Party tonight. Salsa just won the firm' first case. words to live by:
2drinks1 roofie.........
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shit we need to get an attorney that specializes in Hate crimes and minorities and immigration
I got U covered. I hate everyone equally. I hate Crackkkas, Nigs, Kikes, Chinks, Spics, Wetbacks, Beaners, Gandhis, Camel Jockies, Liberals, Conservatives, Undecideds, Gays (except lesbians * ) , and pretty much everybody else! I hate YOU!! Basically I hate all minorities and majorities.

Oh yeah. As for the immigation issues, I got them covered too. I have a side business specializing in, how you say, "claiming" unwanted social security numbers and licences. I call it Identity Laundering of sorts.

So do I got the yob, I mean, job?

*Except the butch ones w/the mullets
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haha "I hate you"
Good one. sounds like your one of us.
An arrogant smart ass with no regard for other peoples feelings!!!
I vote him in.
Salsa?
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Slugz??
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^^^Lmfao!!!!!!


Ten Points For This Thread!!!!!!
If I didn't have so much hate in that cold & hard excuse for a heart, I'd say thank you
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haha "I hate you"
Good one. sounds like your one of us.
An arrogant smart ass with no regard for other peoples feelings!!!
I vote him in.
Salsa?
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Slugz??
same as what I told Slugz
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HE'S GOT THE JOB!


all we need now is a female version of us. to run the feminist rights part of this firm
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HE'S GOT THE JOB!
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all we need now is a female version of us. to run the feminist rights part of this firm
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