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Heard somewhere it's not good to hold in your piss. Something about it affecting one's ability to get aroused....

Why I piss every chance I get...
Don't forget to mention that u take the little blue pill to.










I tend to crave a lot of water at night, so I drink a lot. Sucks because I pay for it the next morning.

This thread reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers were he is frozen for years and they have him go pee after they "defrost him". It takes him like 15 minutes to pee!

I feel like that sometimes .

Damn you H2O!
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lol!!! Is it true that you cannot pee when it's erect?
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^^^^^ LOL Kary!

You can, but It's kinda like a spring loaded firehose.
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yeah there's that "pause" and you are like...okay is this thing clogged? then all of a sudden it comes out at full force. Think of when you put your finger on the end of a hose and creates a jet stream. Same thing.


This is waaay too funny!! I didn't know this about guys.
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I tend to crave a lot of water at night, so I drink a lot. Sucks because I pay for it the next morning.

This thread reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers were he is frozen for years and they have him go pee after they "defrost him". It takes him like 15 minutes to pee!

I feel like that sometimes .

Damn you H2O!
sounds like a normal morning to me
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as far as i can remember i sleep right through it

and wake up having to take the piss of my life lol

i hate that sh*t
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I don't urinate in the morning, it happens at night before I attempt to sleep.
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^^^ Wow.....

I pee whenever I have to pee. Plain and simple.
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Every morning before I brush my teeth I have to drain the lizard.
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HaHa! "Better to be pissed off than pissed on."
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Pissed in.
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Heard somewhere it's not good to hold in your piss. Something about it affecting one's ability to get aroused....

Why I piss every chance I get...
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i heard that some where sas well, but not that oine can not get aroused. i think it wsas more about gettin another sickness, like i been told thta holding your crap, will and can lead to prostate cancer, so who knows.
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I've heard of the same thing. Except I heard that it damages your ability to hold it. Holding in your piss frequently will damage your ability to control your bladder.

That is what I heard. I don't think it damages your ability to get erect.
Gentlemints,


I know this is like 50 years old, but in case you don't know by now

Holding in your pee can cause damage to your prostate which in turn can fuck up your ability to get an erection..
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Yeah pretty much what we all said. Thanks for that!
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Pretty much but not really..

You're welcome.

Speaking of prostates.. isn't it time for your Asian Bathhouse Mamasan to massage yours?
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Hey thanks for that though. Really.
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Hey You're welcome.. really..

Anything I can do to make sure we have a healthy bunch of Mexicans here.
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Just got done w my morning ritual... :sigh:
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this must be the guys' side of Soy....
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How can you tell?

So do you not urinate in the A.M.?
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I think the worst was when I was in college living in the dorms. I had to put on the chanclas run down the hall punch in the bathroom code and pray to dog that a stall was open or else the sink/shower at least. Then there were those mornings the cleaning lady had the bathroom blocked off.
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Ya should have had a cup right next to your door, and pissed in it. or a bucket. Take it out later in the morn.
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Ya should have had a cup right next to your door, and pissed in it. or a bucket. Take it out later in the morn.

Country ass MuFawker
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I piss on the neighbors lawn in the morning
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^quit lying!
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Yeah !!

Quit lying cuz we know you couldn't possibly be saying shit just to be funny or ironic.. right?

Someone's Sarcasm detector is running low "A Gain"
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I piss on my neighbor's Bentley. ಠ_ರೃ
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i been beating the beat up in the morning lately...
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