Payaso's N Phoenix's Freestyle battle

[da_payaso]

Alright then, everyone knows how I rip...how phoenix goes..nothing personal..just freestyling....


I may suck, but this fool ain't any betta,
Im pushin' heavy weight while phoenix is dustin' up a featha,
facing fucked up weather,
cuz I know this fools experienced,
Look at his last rip, left maya all delirious,
Homeboy im serious, I know that you can rip,
but I aint sweatin' it, typing as I take a shit,
cuz that's how I do, up in my home the lone star state,
Adding people to my list, cuz you know they love to hate,
I won't even start to debate,
im the epidimy of evil,
Rolling in my Monte next to Phoenix in his beetle,
Point and laugh as I burn the rubber off my tires,
then duck and swerve as his mufflers erupt and backfire...

lol..wrote this quick..get back at me when ya can..keep it krunk

[XxXDrEaMeRXxX]

lol ... thats funny .
.... how'd u get a fan club ?? ...

[Nina]

Check this out, it sucks without a doubt
But it's time to let you know
There's nothing to see, and nowhere to go
Cuz in NV...
your bored endlessly
Jump onto my bike, it aint cool but it's still a ride
It gets me here- and it gets me there
and when im really happy it gets me to the fair.
Im crusin' on sundays and cleaning on mondays
I do this for free, i dont get paid guey.
Washing the dishes and mopping the floor.
in this life what more can i ask for.

I cook frijoles for my dad
and dont bother him when he's mad
bump lil rob's "barely getting by"
Smoke a blunt or 2 and get really high
I apologize for being really high
but in this state, this is what we call life
Get drunk till' we can't no more
Shake our ass till' we cant no more
and it wont be long till' we hit the floor
I dont wanna go, but i have to go
and this rapping game is getting really old...

Jk about the last part...
By the way this little verse is about nevada...

[XxXDrEaMeRXxX]

lmao @ nina .... koo koo ... u go girl !!!!

[da_payaso]

Originally Posted by XxXDrEaMeRXxX

lol ... thats funny .
.... how'd u get a fan club ?? ...

I got's a fan club, because those few love me the most out of everybody, I have touched their hearts in some way..lol

and nina...your my wife n all..BUT GET OFF MY THREAD!!! lol

[Islas]

Homies, ya'll should've tried to stick to a time limit to speed this up...i actually like reading what you two have to write.

[da_payaso]

Be quiet You^^^!!

I didnt think about it...so that's my bad..phoenix when ya get back on here..we'll keep it to uhhmmm....well you pick..Two or Three versus...and 24 hours from each post to reply...im on everyday..so i'll reply ASAP...dueces

[Nina]

Originally Posted by da_payaso

and nina...your my wife n all..BUT GET OFF MY THREAD!!! lol

oh no you didnt... this was meant for pheonix, haha i didnt cach that i thought you were talking about the Pheonix in Arizona. continue with your rap battling.

[phoenixfire602]

Originally Posted by da_payaso

Alright then, everyone knows how I rip...how phoenix goes..nothing personal..just freestyling....


I may suck, but this fool ain't any betta,
Im pushin' heavy weight while phoenix is dustin' up a featha,
facing fucked up weather,
cuz I know this fools experienced,
Look at his last rip, left maya all delirious,
Homeboy im serious, I know that you can rip,
but I aint sweatin' it, typing as I take a shit,
cuz that's how I do, up in my home the lone star state,
Adding people to my list, cuz you know they love to hate,
I won't even start to debate,
im the epidimy of evil,
Rolling in my Monte next to Phoenix in his beetle,
Point and laugh as I burn the rubber off my tires,
then duck and swerve as his mufflers erupt and backfire...

lol..wrote this quick..get back at me when ya can..keep it krunk

good verse! my bad on late responese i was out of town this weekend!
anway check it!.......

im a leave em stumblin from punchlines in round 1/knock him out in round 2
payaso's a clown/so now its time to clown you/
my flow is heat/like my city in the summer time/
you spit the dumbest lines/this battle i just claimed another life/
i sit back and laugh/at this dumb ass/like he got a rough rap/
you aint got a monte carlo/dogg u got a bus pass!/
this battle over before it started/he didnt have is lines sharpened/
try painting homie/thats the only way you'll be an artist/
my speach dude/is leathal/ill eat u/and i still get bitches rollin in a beetle!/
this battles over/im snatching your life/plus my beetle got your girl in the passenger side!

its on you homie....a responese every 24hrs is coo wit me...we can do two rounds then a sudden death is necessary! holla at me bro!

[da_payaso]

Yeah I got a bus pass, but even a Monte Carlo,
But go ahead and take my girl, left her a month ago,
Fuck that hoe, and you can tell her I said it,
dont feel proud, since me, she's let everyone hit it,
It's upsetting,
How do you figure my lines are dumb?,
Last few battles left all my opponents numb,
would of tooken tourney king, but shit never finished,
somebody pick this vato up, his life has been diminished,
fuck you bitches, fuck all you fucking haters,
Im the most crazy ass motherfuckin' debater,
smile now, cry later,
that used to be my way of life,
but why waste my time over nigga's who're shife,
If I lose tha battle, fuck it, You still a hoe,
and almost everybody knows who is el Payaso....

Yuhh..I was definately feeling that last rip! Shit If I was battling, I'd have to vote against myself..in comparison with those last ones...

[KaryLaPrincesa]

i give you both props.. but honestly i like your flow better Payaso

[phoenixfire602]

Originally Posted by da_payaso

Yeah I got a bus pass, but even a Monte Carlo,
But go ahead and take my girl, left her a month ago,
Fuck that hoe, and you can tell her I said it,
dont feel proud, since me, she's let everyone hit it,
It's upsetting,
How do you figure my lines are dumb?,
Last few battles left all my opponents numb,
would of tooken tourney king, but shit never finished,
somebody pick this vato up, his life has been diminished,
fuck you bitches, fuck all you fucking haters,
Im the most crazy ass motherfuckin' debater,
smile now, cry later,
that used to be my way of life,
but why waste my time over nigga's who're shife,
If I lose tha battle, fuck it, You still a hoe,
and almost everybody knows who is el Payaso....

Yuhh..I was definately feeling that last rip! Shit If I was battling, I'd have to vote against myself..in comparison with those last ones...

aahahah good one!!! ok ok round 2!! ding ding ding

this is a battle homie/but u aint rappin hard/
u aint got the baddest car/ur gay like the pic in your avatar/
u can find me at da bar/pourin liquor for payaso/ this vato/
got his whole style folded like a taco/and u aint a baller homie/
the only cheese u get/comes on a nacho/i've pushed more drugs then osco/
you could swallow matches/and still not have a hot flow/
oh ya! i gave ur mom da cock bro/she took it all bro/
i went to your crib/after she left u at da mall bro/
i hope u aint mad/bout me coming to your place/
cuz ur mom was happy when was i cuming in her face/
ur careers on a treadmill/like ur runnin in one place/
my flow will make u piss ur pants/like a i put a gun up in ur face/
its all good doe!/u and rapping dogg/just cut it out/
cuz u got heart homie/im just sad/ i had to cut it out!/

ok round 2! sudden death overtime?? let me know...i think spectators should vote unless..theres a winner already! either way it was a good battle i had fun!! good shit payaso!!

[da_payaso]

Ah na ese, it ain't over! Call it overtime or round three,
You didnt hit up on my moms, you barely started puberty,
lil vato, homeboy wishes to grow up and be like me,
You ain't havin' sex with nothing, so homeboy just let it be,
let me see,
I can attack you lyrically,
and leave ya spinning while people laughing hysterically,
you aint shit, Put a gun in my face, I wont see it,
glasses way to dark ese, best believe it,
no one will ever trip if your trying to intimidate,
battle started and finished, this vato showed up late,
meet your fate, homie it's you whom I just castrate,
ripped out your nuts and put em on a plate,
fed em to tha dogs, but homeboy they still suffer,
wasn't enough there to satisfy they hunger...

fuck it..if your still on...go for it!

[KaryLaPrincesa]

You Tell 'im Boy!! I Liked Your Drops Payaso.. Although Your Last Drop, Phoenix Was Tight!

thats all yall got....dam keep tryin...

[Islas]

As of right now for me:


First round: To Phoenix, stronger rhymes

Second round: Payaso, Phoenix i was feeling the way you rhymed with the same word a few times, I like it with variety.

Third Round/Over:Waiting for Phoenix's

[Nina]

Originally Posted by phoenixfire602

aahahah good one!!! ok ok round 2!! ding ding ding

this is a battle homie/but u aint rappin hard/
u aint got the baddest car/ur gay like the pic in your avatar/
u can find me at da bar/pourin liquor for payaso/ this vato/
got his whole style folded like a taco/and u aint a baller homie/
the only cheese u get/comes on a nacho/i've pushed more drugs then osco/
you could swallow matches/and still not have a hot flow/
oh ya! i gave ur mom da cock bro/she took it all bro/
i went to your crib/after she left u at da mall bro/
i hope u aint mad/bout me coming to your place/
cuz ur mom was happy when was i cuming in her face/
ur careers on a treadmill/like ur runnin in one place/
my flow will make u piss ur pants/like a i put a gun up in ur face/
its all good doe!/u and rapping dogg/just cut it out/
cuz u got heart homie/im just sad/ i had to cut it out!/

ok round 2! sudden death overtime?? let me know...i think spectators should vote unless..theres a winner already! either way it was a good battle i had fun!! good shit payaso!!

I actually laughed at this one...good job pheonix.

[phoenixfire602]

ok ok ok ....round three...ding ding ding


your flow is garbage homie/u cant spit raw dogg/
u small dogg/u couldnt spit diamonds/if u had grill by paul wall/
u tried homie/but now u need to accept the loss/plus ur girl told me/
u got a lil dick/like it shrunk in the wash/u could never be a boss/
your life was the cost/plus your wife beater looks like a push up bra/
my flow on point like a thumb tack/you bust wack/dont talk about puberty/
in ur pic/looks like you had to draw your mustache/i heard u like the nutsac/
smackin against your chin/dick in ur mouth/and u lick it with a grin/
you aint fly kid/so dont try it/those aint glasses/they goggles/
so u dont get nut up on your eye lids/
honestly/im the bomb atomicly/your whole style is comedey/
after you get murdered/me and your mom is cashing in the insurance policy/
im a vet homie/so im a show no mercy to your face/
and u never get bitches/cuz u got herpes on your face/
u a new version of disgrace/and if i was from texas/
i be ashamed to rep your state/cuz ur game/ is just so fake/
u aint a thug or gangsta/u to broke to be a huslta/
FIRE is a flame thrower/and i just rosted another buster!!


round three!! in da books......we can go another one or go to da judges..u call it payaso!! that was an ill battle!!!

[KaryLaPrincesa]

*waits* for payaso's response

[da_payaso]

Fuck it im down for another round! First time I can actually say i've battle someone without a day or two waiting for a response...

This started out cool, but now it's getting sick,
why the hell would you care about the size of my dick?,
fuckin prick, I knew you were a fag, fucking gay,
and in my defense it was really cold that day,
pinche guey,
dont hate on my shirt, it holds that muscle,
ready to unleash whenever you wanna tussle,
cant put up a struggle, hell you can't even fight,
this is the vato who can't sleep without a light,
scared of the night,
hell I dont blame you, I'd be too,
knowing damn well that im coming after you,
fuck yeah my styles comedy, it's what doin ya in,
Tore his ass a new one and left the wound wide open,
Mexakin...and sal need to scoop him off the premises,
what you dont realize is that my talents limitless,
im fridged bitch, im so cold your nipples freeze,
if you thought I couldnt wreck, it's time to start to believe

[KaryLaPrincesa]

I liked it payaso! my votes are for Payaso

[sanchosataro]

I second. Payaso you have some good Flow.

[phoenixfire602]

Originally Posted by da_payaso

Fuck it im down for another round! First time I can actually say i've battle someone without a day or two waiting for a response...

This started out cool, but now it's getting sick,
why the hell would you care about the size of my dick?,
fuckin prick, I knew you were a fag, fucking gay,
and in my defense it was really cold that day,
pinche guey,
dont hate on my shirt, it holds that muscle,
ready to unleash whenever you wanna tussle,
cant put up a struggle, hell you can't even fight,
this is the vato who can't sleep without a light,
scared of the night,
hell I dont blame you, I'd be too,
knowing damn well that im coming after you,
fuck yeah my styles comedy, it's what doin ya in,
Tore his ass a new one and left the wound wide open,
Mexakin...and sal need to scoop him off the premises,
what you dont realize is that my talents limitless,
im fridged bitch, im so cold your nipples freeze,
if you thought I couldnt wreck, it's time to start to believe

ok lets go!!........

dogg its hopeless/ur a joke bitch/with no spits/
my lines are so sharp/i slice off both lips/
cut ur tounge out/rip out ur voice box/
so i aint got to listen/to the shit this boy talks/
homie i been a rida/my flow has been fiya/
ur so wack/ go start a group with el maya/
u guys can bite rymes together/
then act like u write rymes together/
we both know that my lines are better/
and my pockets lined with chedder/
and i aint even got to hate bro/
i got a great flow/fuck dat fag shit/
you the one with the gay flow/
u wanna rip my ass??/ and leave it wide open??/
and freeze my nipples??/ dogg what da fuck u smoken??/
my flow is so hot/i make ur skin blister/
all those gay lines../that explains your rainbow sticker/
oh ya, say whats up to ur sister/
i fuked her then i dissed her/
but decided i should pimp her/
beat me homie/ u been drinking to much liquor/
i murdered u homie!/stop ur bitchin/
this shit is practice/u aint even competion/!!

damn homie great battle!!!.....i feel you on that having to wait for posts shit!
i battle everyday all day!!

[da_payaso]

Ah, your fuckin sick, that last rip wasn't even clean,
you fucked my sister? girl ain't even thirteen,
shit's obscene,
but it's sad, that you can only hit,
on girls younger than you, aint that some shit,
quit bustin' out with rhymes, and keep repeatin what you said,
sayin one word twice wont get you ahead,
Gettin some head,
that's the song they sing up in the pen,
when they got you on the ground, with your mouth wide open,
fuckin' molester,
Im a clown yet your a jester,
I already schooled ya, now takin it to the next semester,
I think it's funny, you so weak and fuckin tired,
kinda sad the only heat is in your name, fire,
You' a liar, let me form a group with el maya,
I'll carry his weight too, and still tear up the wire,
im sick and twisted,
homie im wicked, im that clown,
steady representin' that 8.1.7. funkytown

[Chunky Aztec]

This is without a doubt the best battle i have ever seen on this board, props to the both of you. I really can't pick any of you, you both have been almost equal...