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Whenever my brother and I USED to get STONED we used to crack each other up by thinking of the weirdest thing you could eat that actually CONTAINED food, the weirdest mixtures. Let's see how many we can come up with.

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Fruit Loops & Mayonnaise
Vanilla Ice Cream con Tapatio
Un Burrito de Jicama
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cchocolate chip cookies with frijoles
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Toast w/ sour cream, cheese, jelly, ketchup, and tapatio. Pretty damn good!
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LOL!!! Frijole dip!

Menudo con Cream Cheese
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Toast w/ sour cream, cheese, jelly, ketchup, and tapatio. Pretty damn good!
Te quieres morir de diarrhea?
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One time i was really f**ked up and there was only a pickle and a gallon of milk in the fridge.....I had the runs for a week!!!!
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Toast w/ sour cream, cheese, jelly, ketchup, and tapatio. Pretty damn good!
Te quieres morir de diarrhea?
It was good! Even my nephews liked it.

Tortilla Soup.....meaning cut up tortillas with warm milk. I ate that when I was little. Shoot, I still do.
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One time i was really f**ked up and there was only a pickle and a gallon of milk in the fridge.....I had the runs for a week!!!!
YOU HAD ME ROLLIN' ON THE FLOOR LITERALLY! Hay mama! You have to eat whatever sometimes, pero pickle con leche?

Atole with Sweet N Sour sauce!
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One time i was really f**ked up and there was only a pickle and a gallon of milk in the fridge.....I had the runs for a week!!!!
I'M STILL LAUGHING F***ER!!!
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Now are we talking about things that we have eaten, or are you guys just making stuff up? Cuz I mean, who eats Atole w/sweet and sour sauce?

Cochinos!
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at one of my ex's b-day party a while back, we started to eat doritos with ice cream and that good icing they have on the cake or well with the cake as well, she started it, and then we tried it and it was pretty damn good.

one time when i was living on my own, i opened a can of tuna, when i went to get the mayo, i was all out, and alli had was mustard. now i will eat plain tuna by itself, but i tried it with mustard, and it is pretty damn good.

my one homie, well when we used to live togehter, he would be either sonted or half asleep, or both and make some crazy shit. dont ask what, half the time i did not know mylslef.
but once he heated up a store bought tortilla, put some beans on it, cheese, bolgna(sp?) mustard and hot sauce, and i think there was more, and ate most of it.
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BBQ chips with pickles sandwich (i wasnt even stoned i was little) pretty sick huh
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BBQ chips with pickles sandwich (i wasnt even stoned i was little) pretty sick huh
Damn! Nice combination.

Sexxy...
I made that up mija! You can either say something you ate that we might find odd, or you can make something up. Like:

Chilaquiles con Vinagre
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I used te eat all kinds of crazy sh*t para bajar avion!
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I used te eat all kinds of crazy sh*t para bajar avion!
I'M STILL LAUGHING AT THE PICKLE AND MILK!!! That S**T cracks me up, because I've eaten some crazy S**T when I'm drunk or when I'd get stoned.

Sour Cream with Llerba Buena
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Sexxy...
I made that up mija! You can either say something you ate that we might find odd, or you can make something up. Like:

Chilaquiles con Vinagre
I don't know who sexy is but I got you now.

How about pickled pigs feet with sour cream and parmeasan (sp) cheese?
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There's already a similar post on this on the 'Food' Section.
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Damn I even ended up eating f**ken kibble n bits wit milk I was so damn stoned I thought it was lucky charms and thought que the pinche dog was the toy con el pinche leprechaun(sp?) Shit I just kept on eating cuz I was hungry as hell!!!
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Damn I even ended up eating f**ken kibble n bits wit milk I was so damn stoned I thought it was lucky charms and thought que the pinche dog was the toy con el pinche leprechaun(sp?) Shit I just kept on eating cuz I was hungry as hell!!!
lmfao!!!!

damn dude that is crazy, i dont think i have eaten crazy shit like that when i was stoned.

i mean i have eaten alot of stuff at one time when i was stoned, but nothing bad or mixed up like that shit.
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hmmmmm, on the subject of food, check out the "Eat That" song i wrote in the downloads section of this site. Or download it from my site. http://www.chicanotimes.net
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There's already a similar post on this on the 'Food' Section.
There's one in every crowd. What are you the "Thread" police o que chingados?

Muy chingona verdad?

LMFAO!!!
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LOL @ Thread police. That sounds like a WONDERFUL idea, Sal, what do you say?

Claro que soy MUY CHINGONA, pos que crees, mijito!

You should check out other threads as well, sweety. NOT everything has to be in the 'Joke' section, honey. Just a suggestion, sweety pie. muuuuaaaaahhhhhh!!
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Sheesh!! Get a room you guys!
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