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Old 07-12-2006
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Default Nothing like the "Sunshine" State

You might be a Floridian if...

"Down South" means Key West

"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola.

You think no-one over 70 should be allowed to drive.

Flip-flops are everyday wear.

Shoes are for business meetings and church.

No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or
Christmas.

Sweet tea can be served at any meal.

An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.

You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida.

You measure distance in minutes.

You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.

You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.

All the local festivals are named after a fruit. Ex. Strawberry Festival and Citrus Festival

A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.

You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.

You know the four seasons really are:
almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas.

It's not soda, cola, or pop...it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, "What kinda coke you want?"

Anything under 90 is just warm.

You've hosted a hurricane party.

You realize that there is no sense in worrying about hurricanes anymore, you just go buy water and bread, but end up buying only junk food.

You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides.

You pass on the right and honk at the elderly.

You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee and Withlacoochee.

You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.

Bumperstickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, and a confederate flag.

You were 8 before you realized they made houses without pools.

You were 12 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.

You get angry when people say "Florida isn't really part of the SOUTH"

You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.

You know what the "stingray shuffle" is, and why it's important!

Going swimming on christmas is a tradition.

No Matter where you live there are orange trees within five miles of you.

You KNOW 60 degrees IS cold.
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AMEN SISTA!!!!!



Preach on preach on!!!!


Damn I love florida!!!

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AMEN SISTA!!!!!



Preach on preach on!!!!


Damn I love florida!!!

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Default Re: Nothing like the "Sunshine" State

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AMEN SISTA!!!!!



Preach on preach on!!!!


Damn I love florida!!!


How did I know that was coming...lol
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AMEN SISTA!!!!!



Preach on preach on!!!!


Damn I love florida!!!



Son of a bitch!!! them's big!
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Default Re: Nothing like the "Sunshine" State

I thought the title was about California. LOL.
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pfft who cares?!! damn! my eyes are all blurry now.
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I thought the title was about California. LOL.
Califas is the Golden State homie...
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^^^ They look okay with the shirt on, but once you remove that shirt, well... that's another story. Trust me, unfortunately I've learned it the hard way.


So if the ruka's chestesess are fake... you therefore refuse to enjoy them???
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AMEN SISTA!!!!!



Preach on preach on!!!!


Damn I love florida!!!

way too young for you mex
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Don't hate.
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AMEN SISTA!!!!!



Preach on preach on!!!!


Damn I love florida!!!


aye cabron them are gigantic.. we know she wont drown
(sexymamacita looks at her little tatas... ) oh well a hand full and a mouth full is all thats needed I guess.... (who am I trying to fool?)
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'Bout time we had one of these for Florida. Cuz everybody knows Florida is the best state in the U.S, thats why we get sooo many damn tourists (damn they get on my nerves...causing so much traffic) but u know they all leave when hurricane season comes around. But yeah I've seen ones for Tx and Cali.
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everybody knows Florida is the best state in the U.S, thats why we get sooo many damn tourists (damn they get on my nerves...causing so much traffic)

Pinche Tourists...

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Cuz everybody knows Florida is the best state in the U.S, thats why we get sooo many damn tourists
And this whole time I thought California has the most tourist and everybody wanted to move here.
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Califas?


Puh-leeeze....
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They may not jiggle...

But dammit they still bounce!!!
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You might be a Floridian if...

"Down South" means Key West

"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola.

You think no-one over 70 should be allowed to drive.

Flip-flops are everyday wear.

Shoes are for business meetings and church.

No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or
Christmas.

Sweet tea can be served at any meal.

An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.

You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida.

You measure distance in minutes.

You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.

You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.

All the local festivals are named after a fruit. Ex. Strawberry Festival and Citrus Festival

A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.

You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.

You know the four seasons really are:
almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and Christmas.

It's not soda, cola, or pop...it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, "What kinda coke you want?"

Anything under 90 is just warm.

You've hosted a hurricane party.

You realize that there is no sense in worrying about hurricanes anymore, you just go buy water and bread, but end up buying only junk food.

You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides.

You pass on the right and honk at the elderly.

You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee and Withlacoochee.

You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.

Bumperstickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, and a confederate flag.

You were 8 before you realized they made houses without pools.

You were 12 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.

You get angry when people say "Florida isn't really part of the SOUTH"

You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.

You know what the "stingray shuffle" is, and why it's important!

Going swimming on christmas is a tradition.

No Matter where you live there are orange trees within five miles of you.

You KNOW 60 degrees IS cold.
Have to agree with all of these.

I'm from Floor-Duh!! Yessir!

Aww...I miss Islas and Lucky! My FLA Peeps.
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Hip hop started on the west, soldier ballin' through florida without a vest.
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^^ How did I know?
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^^ How did I know?
*sur walks through Btown's neighborhood*
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Ur dumb fool!
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Ur dumb fool!
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Lmao!
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