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lol this thread had me rolling. for those who have trouble taking nice dumps, I like to drink a tea called Smooth Move. Works wonderfully. =D
No one stated they were having problems pinching a loaf. People were just surprised that nelio managed to shoot shit out of his ass for 3 days straight. Thats not STANDARD thats EXCESSIVE. But I guess some people have control and well nelio...............
I guess thats from his sphincter muscle being stretched out and pounded to oblivion. He ratted on himself. haha
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Tru, Well, if asked i will tell.
Ha, ha...I see that.
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Nelio still a shitty mofo.
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My home didnt have any t.p one night after a long night of drinking and i had to pull the roll out, fucker didnt even have paper towels.
See that is when you use a sock and clog that fucker's toilet for being a cheap bastard.

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I guess thats from his sphincter muscle being stretched out and pounded to oblivion. He ratted on himself. haha
@ Nelio getting banged out by them country boys.
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@ Nelio getting banged out by them country boys.
lol the country boys.
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Nelio dont give a shit. Country... city...suburban.
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@ Nelio getting choo choo trained.
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And being rainbow proud about it.
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Hey, i got the squirts for like 3 days and lost 10 pounds. Course i couldn't really do anything or eat anything, but hey......If it works, lol.
Three days? Damn dude that's a lot of shit

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How the hell does anyone have 3 days worth of shit stored in them??? You got your shit pushed in huh joto?
His brains leaked

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! THATS BE A NO. But i couldnt intake anything, not even fluids. I guess thats how i got the "cleanse". The intestines got flushed out of the waste, then got washed with the liquids.
Likely Story

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3 days worth of feces...... How many bowel movements do you have a day? If it is once a day ok but twice then that's a lot of feces!
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Normally i take 3 movements. Thats standard. People taking one dump a day are not releasing enough of the trash in their system.
I have to agree.. 2-3 is a normal day

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Nelio. I always knew you were full of shit
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LOL@ Nelio giving the specs on his BMs.
The man has no shame

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Yeah I guees it would be safe to speculate a roll of toilet paper is among the items in his back pack. Shitty mutha fucca!


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lol this thread had me rolling. for those who have trouble taking nice dumps, I like to drink a tea called Smooth Move. Works wonderfully. =D
Awwww how cute.. Girly talking about her little Girly poops...

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Demon, mama always taught me to be prepared, never know when your gonna get assFucked and never know if the place ya have to go doesnt have any KY My homie didnt have any KY one night after a long night of drinking and i had to pull His dick out and spit on it, fucker didnt even have vaseline
Pinche vato cochino..

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No one stated they were having problems pinching a loaf. People were just surprised that nelio managed to shoot shit out of his ass for 3 days straight. Thats not STANDARD thats EXCESSIVE. But I guess some people have control and well nelio...............
I guess thats from his sphincter muscle being stretched out and pounded to oblivion. He ratted on himself. haha
So which is it? Three days worth of shit from getting it packed ? Or cuz he had his asshole widened like a freeway?


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Nelio still a shitty mofo.
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@ Nelio getting banged out by them country boys.
He's in Austin now.. he's getting it on with Hippies

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And being rainbow proud about it.
That's a disturbing thought...

I can't think of another fucking website on the intertubes where a bunch of Messicans start off talking about a colon blow cleansing and end talking about someone's blown out colon...

God I missed this place...
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