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My cousin sent this to me as an e-mail. i thought it was funny




It got crowded in heaven, so for one day it was decided only to accept
people who had really a bad day the day they died. St. Peter was
standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man in line, "Tell me
about the day you died.""The man said, "Oh, it was awful, I was sure my
wife was having an affair, so I went home early to catch her with him. I
searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I
went onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor and found this man
hanging over the edge by his finger -tips. I went inside, got a hammer
and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So I
got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him.
The strain of the act gave me a heart attack and I died." St. Peter
couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of
passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the
day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. " I was doing
aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my
ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the
apartment below, but some asshole came out and started beating my
fingers with a hammer. Luckily, I landed in some bushes. But, then this
asshole dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter laughed, and let the
man into heaven and decided he could really enjoy this job." Tell me
about the day you died?" he said to the third man in line. " OK, pitcure
this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator..................."
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LOL!!
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this could happen
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OMG, that was too funny!!!!
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LMAO!
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it could happen huh? wouldn't that be carazy though
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LMAO DAMM DAS FUNNY AS HELL
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...LMFAO...THATS HELLA FUNNY.
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