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Old 08-02-2004
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Default 21 reasons to know if ur a chicano(diffrent from the latino

Top 21 reasons to know if you’re a real chicano
(different from the latino one)
1.you love beer
2.you grew up watching and imitating “el chavo del ocho”
3.you use to think selena was the most beautiful girl in the world
4.if when ever you asked or told your parents you wanted or when was the age they would let u have a boy/girlfriend, they answer you by saying todavia ni sabes como limpiarte la cola pero ya quires novio/a
5.you have tios by the names or nick names: Chuy, Chava, Jose, Juan, Javier
6.you eat any kind of chips with: chamois, chile del amor, and lemon
7.you go to mexico to buy beer
8.Your mom takes u to mexico to learn how to drive
9.if anytime ur in mexico and make line to cross to the border you feel like crying when u see lil kids go up to ur window and ask for money
10.if when ever u watch t.v. all u watch is novelas
11.if you laugh ur ass of listening to George Lopez
12.if your dad thinks all white people are after Mexicans
13.if when ever u" accidentally" talk back to ur mom she tells u “te voy adar unos Buenos chingadasos que te van a quebrar los dientes, haber si me buelbes hablar asi”
14.if when u first started talking English all the gringos would make fun of u cuz u said: jello, picza, chet, beech, cheir
15.if u have atleast one of ur tias that everyone refers as “la gritona”
16.if u have more than 5 dogs and they all are dying because u always forget to feed them water
17.if your mom dressed u up with ropa that came from los patios till u were 10
18.if someone in your neighborhood sales Mexican candys
19.if u know these songs by memory: el despreciado, jefe de jefes, and all nortno music oldies
20.you go to the doctor, dentist, etc… cuz its much cheaper than the U.S.
21.You speak spanglish
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HAHAHA...THAT BRINGz ALOTTA MEMORIES
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I love this joke!!!!!!

favorite is:
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4.if when ever you asked or told your parents you wanted or when was the age they would let u have a boy/girlfriend, they answer you by saying todavia ni sabes como limpiarte la cola pero ya quires novio/a
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Yea we listen to George lopez all the time we have all his cds ad watch his shows he's one of my favorite Comedians
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thats me!
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True That! My dad is a Chava.
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18.if someone in your neighborhood sales Mexican candys
Lol..mi nina used to sell candies on her block



22. You go to a family reUNI0N and know less than half of the people there.
23. You have an uncle that sings about heartache evertime he drinks (bonus if he's still married)
24. You know of atleast one other chicano (if not urself) that owns a gold necklace with their name on it
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How hilarious!!!!

My favorites:

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1.you love beer

2.you grew up watching and imitating “el chavo del ocho”

4.if when ever you asked or told your parents you wanted or when was the age they would let u have a boy/girlfriend, they answer you by saying todavia ni sabes como limpiarte la cola pero ya quires novio/a

6.you eat any kind of chips with: chamois, chile del amor, and lemon

10.if when ever u watch t.v. all u watch is novelas

11.if you laugh ur ass of listening to George Lopez
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DAMN all of them apply to me! haha its all tru!
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those were all too good......true it brings a lot of memories pero tambien it makes me even more orgullosa knowing que soy chicana!!!! que no?? if you ever find more of those jokes like that please post em up again!!!!!
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damn
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funny
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LOL!! , YEP THAT'S FUNNY TAMBIEN LOS EXTRA #22....
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lmao!
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lol
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lmao that's me.
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dang those are so true
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DANG THAS ALL ME AND MY DADDY'S JAVIER I HAVE A UNCLE NAMED CHAVA LOLZ
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LOL. That's me except for the novelas. I hate novelas. I watch judge judy while my wife watches novelas.
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LOL i like:

23. You have an uncle that sings about heartache evertime he drinks (bonus if he's still married)


i used to listen to my tios and dad sing all drunk with their guitars and an accordian - lol
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Yup chavela351....but mine still do...LOL! & all those "requierenments" describe me, YES!!
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Lol..mi nina used to sell candies on her block



22. You go to a family reUNI0N and know less than half of the people there.
23. You have an uncle that sings about heartache evertime he drinks (bonus if he's still married)
24. You know of atleast one other chicano (if not urself) that owns a gold necklace with their name on it

# 22 is like so true, when the family gets together i have no idea whos my uncle/cousin/relative or nada.
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Aw man these are so true!!!!
My mom would always talk crap about young couples saying they dont even know hw to wipe their asses right
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you mean am not tha only 1 this has happened too???

damn
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hahahaha=)
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