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Old 04-06-2006
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Top 21 reasons to know if you’re a real chicano
(different from the latino one)
1.you love beer
2.you grew up watching and imitating “el chavo del ocho”
3.you use to think selena was the most beautiful girl in the world
4.if when ever you asked or told your parents you wanted or when was the age they would let u have a boy/girlfriend, they answer you by saying todavia ni sabes como limpiarte la cola pero ya quires novio/a
5.you have tios by the names or nick names: Chuy, Chava, Jose, Juan, Javier
6.you eat any kind of chips with: chamois, chile del amor, and lemon
7.you go to mexico to buy beer
8.Your mom takes u to mexico to learn how to drive
9.if anytime ur in mexico and make line to cross to the border you feel like crying when u see lil kids go up to ur window and ask for money
10.if when ever u watch t.v. all u watch is novelas
11.if you laugh ur ass of listening to George Lopez
12.if your dad thinks all white people are after Mexicans
13.if when ever u" accidentally" talk back to ur mom she tells u “te voy adar unos Buenos chingadasos que te van a quebrar los dientes, haber si me buelbes hablar asi”
14.if when u first started talking English all the gringos would make fun of u cuz u said: jello, picza, chet, beech, cheir
15.if u have atleast one of ur tias that everyone refers as “la gritona”
16.if u have more than 5 dogs and they all are dying because u always forget to feed them water
17.if your mom dressed u up with ropa that came from los patios till u were 10
18.if someone in your neighborhood sales Mexican candys
19.if u know these songs by memory: el despreciado, jefe de jefes, and all nortno music oldies
20.you go to the doctor, dentist, etc… cuz its much cheaper than the U.S.
21.You speak spanglish
ALL DATS TRUE EXCEPT FOR #16 LOL
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Top 21 reasons to know if you’re a real chicano
(different from the latino one)
1.you love beer
2.you grew up watching and imitating “el chavo del ocho”
3.you use to think selena was the most beautiful girl in the world
4.if when ever you asked or told your parents you wanted or when was the age they would let u have a boy/girlfriend, they answer you by saying todavia ni sabes como limpiarte la cola pero ya quires novio/a
5.you have tios by the names or nick names: Chuy, Chava, Jose, Juan, Javier
6.you eat any kind of chips with: chamois, chile del amor, and lemon
7.
9.
10.if when ever u watch t.v. all u watch is novelas
11.if you laugh ur ass of listening to George Lopez
12.13.if when ever u" accidentally" talk back to ur mom she tells u “te voy adar unos Buenos chingadasos que te van a quebrar los dientes, haber si me buelbes hablar asi”
14.if when u first started talking English all the gringos would make fun of u cuz u said: jello, picza, chet, beech, cheir
15.if u have atleast one of ur tias that everyone refers as “la gritona”
16.if u have more than 5 dogs and they all are dying because u always forget to feed them water
17.if your mom dressed u up with ropa that came from los patios till u were 10
18.if someone in your neighborhood sales Mexican candys
19.if u know these songs by memory: el despreciado, jefe de jefes, and all nortno music oldies
20.you go to the doctor, dentist, etc… cuz its much cheaper than the U.S.
21.You speak spanglish
ALL THIS ARE TRUE 100% I DELETED THE ONES DAT NOPE.
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Originally Posted by jany1
Top 21 reasons to know if you’re a real chicano
(different from the latino one)
2.you grew up watching and imitating “el chavo del ocho”
3.you use to think selena was the most beautiful girl in the world
4.if when ever you asked or told your parents you wanted or when was the age they would let u have a boy/girlfriend, they answer you by saying todavia ni sabes como limpiarte la cola pero ya quires novio/a
5.you have tios by the names or nick names: Chuy, Chava, Jose, Juan, Javier
6.you eat any kind of chips with: chamois, chile del amor, and lemon
10.if when ever u watch t.v. all u watch is novelas
11.if you laugh ur ass of listening to George Lopez
13.if when ever u" accidentally" talk back to ur mom she tells u “te voy adar unos Buenos chingadasos que te van a quebrar los dientes, haber si me buelbes hablar asi”
14.if when u first started talking English all the gringos would make fun of u cuz u said: jello, picza, chet, beech, cheir
15.if u have atleast one of ur tias that everyone refers as “la gritona”
17.if your mom dressed u up with ropa that came from los patios till u were 10
19.if u know these songs by memory: el despreciado, jefe de jefes, and all nortno music oldies
20.you go to the doctor, dentist, etc… cuz its much cheaper than the U.S.
21.You speak spanglish
these ones apply 2 me ... lol
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**pokes MexicanAmerican and giggles** yeap is true u r
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damn,thats me
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almost all are tru except 5 dogs and loving cervesa...i love vino lol
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