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no matter how old i get, this gets me every time. it bugs the shit out of me that i am trying to sleep and i have the need to go peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!. wether i drink alot of water the nite before or no water at all. just fucking sucks.......
and it is worse when ya wake up with mornign wood. but i wont go into that.


i swear i usually try to hold it as long as possible, but then i am not usually alseep anymore. it is more of a pain in the ass if your all comfortable in your bed nice and cozy like, and just have to get up to go peee. ugh!
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I hate when that happens, but that doesn't really happen to me unless I had a lot to drink.. you should go see a doctor just to make sure everything is alright with you.
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Damn Nelio you come up with the weirdest shit....

Lol @wood in the morning!!

But you know what? It is true, I go through that in the morning too...I mean not the wood part but everyting else. Shit sometimes I even dream that I'm in the bathroom peeing, then I wake up and I gotta go bad....

You are too much
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I hate when that happens, but that doesn't really happen to me unless I had a lot to drink.. you should go see a doctor just to make sure everything is alright with you.
see a doctor because i pee in the morning?

hahaha, i dont waste the money to go to them when i am sick,. and ya think i will go because i am pissing in the morning?

sorry to laugh, i just found humor in that. but no, there is no need to go to the doctor.
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i can usually hold it in for a while....but when i HAVE to go...it does suck...
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yeah Sd, i know what you measn, i toss and turn holding it and somtimes i fall back to sleepo, but then out of now where i have to get up and go relieve myself.
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how many times do you go during the day?

They say if you don't go at least 3 times a day, something is wrong with you

But it makes sense to go pee in the morning. That's about 8 hours your body holds it in. While you are sleeping, your body's energy is being used to digest, produce uring and so forth.

That sucks about the morning wood. It is painful to take a piss, sometimes impossible. You have to wait a little bit for it to 'settle' down
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lol!!! Is it true that you cannot pee when it's erect?
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You can pee, ut it may not go where you want it...

Think about it..

When A guy is flacid, it is pointed down and you can pretty much control it to shoot anywhere you want..

when it's erect you have to either force it down... or you have to bend over to point it down... one is painful the other just plain unseemly.. either way very difficult to do unless you are outside than ...

You can Let it FLY BABY!!
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^^^^^ LOL Kary!




You can, but It's kinda like a spring loaded firehose.

If you slip yur grip......WATCHA LE!!!!!
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ay huey.. no me vayan a picar un ojo eh!
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lol...I've seem my man try to piss with an erection, its funny as hell....
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two words



SAFETY GLASSES!!!!!!
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yeah there's that "pause" and you are like...okay is this thing clogged? then all of a sudden it comes out at full force. Think of when you put your finger on the end of a hose and creates a jet stream. Same thing.
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Now you got me visualizing things..
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LMAO! This reminds me of the movie Me, Myself and Irene with Jim Carry in the bathroom scene, lol! Funny stuff…I’m not laughing at you guys…I swear!
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LMAO! This reminds me of the movie Me, Myself and Irene with Jim Carry in the bathroom scene, lol! Funny stuff…I’m not laughing at you guys…I swear!
lol

this is a wierd thread
true but wierd
lol- now i have to go ay ay ay
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LMAO! This reminds me of the movie Me, Myself and Irene with Jim Carry in the bathroom scene, lol! Funny stuff…I’m not laughing at you guys…I swear!

roflmao!! i remember that scene! i was rollin on that one! hahaha....but yea...its somethin like that...not a good idea to try to go when your at full staff...maybe half staff....MAYBE..
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Heard somewhere it's not good to hold in your piss. Something about it affecting one's ability to get aroused....

Why I piss every chance I get...
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Heard somewhere it's not good to hold in your piss. Something about it affecting one's ability to get aroused....

Why I piss every chance I get...
i heard that some where sas well, but not that oine can not get aroused. i think it wsas more about gettin another sickness, like i been told thta holding your crap, will and can lead to prostate cancer, so who knows.
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I've heard of the same thing. Except I heard that it damages your ability to hold it. Holding in your piss frequently will damage your ability to control your bladder.

That is what I heard. I don't think it damages your ability to get erect.
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You can also get a bladder infection if you hold it in too long.
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^^
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lol u dont gotta tell me twice
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I hate that shit to bro. it sucks. you're all in deep sleep and then blamo.... the urge hits you in your gut. and you can't stop it. if you try it keeps you awake til you go.
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