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damn i fit in most of theses they are hilarious!!!
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i do some of them stuff and i`m 100% latina
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All Of Above Son Mias Lol All That Shit Is Tru Im All Of Those Lol Thats A Trip How U Can Relate To All Of Those Huh
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lolz...all this is so tru
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LOOL thaTS FUNNY AND TUE IT BRINGS ME ALOT OF MEMORIES TOO.
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i would say most of those listed dont apply to 5th Generation Xihkanoz.
at least not for me, not feeling it.
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FUCKEN COCONUT!! HA! hA!


titempitzoa notzintli cuitlaixtli!

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11.if you laugh ur ass of listening to George Lopez
12.if your dad thinks all white people are after Mexicans
13.if when ever u" accidentally" talk back to ur mom she tells u “te voy adar unos Buenos chingadasos que te van a quebrar los dientes, haber si me buelbes hablar asi”
14.if when u first started talking English all the gringos would make fun of u cuz u said: jello, picza, chet, beech, cheir
21.You speak spanglish
LOL these are exactly like my bro n sis n me
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Gonna check off the list.

1.you love beer
I like beer, wouldnt say I love it
2.you grew up watching and imitating “el chavo del ocho”
My cousins used to watch that shit, couldnt stand that foo
3.you use to think selena was the most beautiful girl in the world
nah, she was alright. nice booty thats about it
4.if when ever you asked or told your parents you wanted or when was the age they would let u have a boy/girlfriend, they answer you by saying todavia ni sabes como limpiarte la cola pero ya quires novio/a
never asked that question
5.you have tios by the names or nick names: Chuy, Chava, Jose, Juan, Javier
funny cant say I do. I have tios like Ralphie,Stevie, Louichie,Adano,Francisco.
6.you eat any kind of chips with: chamois, chile del amor, and lemon
that i do, tapatio and lemon .
7.you go to mexico to buy beer
um no. i go to buy firecrackers,hookers and steroids.
8.Your mom takes u to mexico to learn how to drive.
no i snuck out the car at nite and my tio taught me how to drive stick
9.if anytime ur in mexico and make line to cross to the border you feel like crying when u see lil kids go up to ur window and ask for money
no sorry. i buy their candy.
10.if when ever u watch t.v. all u watch is novelas
why the hell would i watch novelas? i would wait til my gramma was done watching them so i could watch my cartoons.
11.if you laugh ur ass of listening to George Lopez
that I do
12.if your dad thinks all white people are after Mexicans
no but he told me never trust a man with blue eyes.
13.if when ever u" accidentally" talk back to ur mom she tells u “te voy adar unos Buenos chingadasos que te van a quebrar los dientes, haber si me buelbes hablar asi”
no, she would just pull out the big wood spoon and smack me.
14.if when u first started talking English all the gringos would make fun of u cuz u said: jello, picza, chet, beech, cheir
i first started talking english when i was 1 yr old. bt they made fun of me anyway cause i mumbled when i talked.
15.if u have atleast one of ur tias that everyone refers as “la gritona”
um, nope.
16.if u have more than 5 dogs and they all are dying because u always forget to feed them water
lots of dogs but they eat good and its not dog food
17.if your mom dressed u up with ropa that came from los patios till u were 10
um. nope
18.if someone in your neighborhood sales Mexican candys
dont all stores have mexican candies?
19.if u know these songs by memory: el despreciado, jefe de jefes, and all nortno music oldies
nop, nope, and nope. I do remeber lots of oldies and Mexican music that my pops would get drunk and throw gritos to.
20.you go to the doctor, dentist, etc… cuz its much cheaper than the U.S.
um nope. we had medi-cal
21.You speak spanglish

I guess i kinda do. What would you call a mix of English,Nahuatl, and Spanish? Spanglihuatl?
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So Now You Think Your Native! Pendejo! You Say Your 5th Generation Then You Woiuld Know That Mexikans Are Mixed From Everything From Black Spaniard French. Dont Be Simple! If You Think Your Better Than Anybody Else Cuz Your 5th Generation Your Ignorant!
Amo. Nehuatl NikanTlacah.
Maybe some are more mixed than others, speak for yourself.
Not to be mean but your knowledge of self is lacking.
I dont think Im better or less than anyone else so I dont know where you got that from. Sounds like a personal issue.
As a word of advice ,you need to think before you start popping off the mouth like that and calling people names.
Not every Mexican is as leniant as me.
I just came at you like such because you threw a smack first, smack me I smack you back, suck it up homie.
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thats so me
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REALLY CUZ THE WAY YOU POST YOUR THREADS REALLY CONTRIDICTS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING NOW! IF YOUR SAYING YOUR ARE OF A PURE NATIVE BLOOD THAT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY BECAUSE THE CHANCES OF THAT BEING TRUE ARE SLIM! DO TO MY PREVIOIUSLY STATEED FACT! I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT YOU CAN TRACE YOUR FAMILY TREE DOWN THE GENRATIONS YOU WOULD NEED TO SEE TO BACK UP YOUR STATEMENT! NICE TRY THOUGH YOUR NOT THE FIRST PERSON IVE MET THAT IS "NOT AS MIXED THAN OTHERS"!
Ok.
Please show me where I suggested I was "pure" native blood and I made contradictions.
You on the other hand, make it sound like all Mexicans are a fucken blended smoothie which is far from the case.
Yes, many people do doubt alot and thats what keeps the ignorant and closed minded.You make your assumptions and judgements about me based on your perspective of the world(which is obvously limited).
Assume all you want youngster,but you know extremely little about me.
No need to get all touchy cause I dont fit into your limited mental concepts of what a Mexican is.
Relax a lil bit.
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haa lol i do 21 all the time for me 99.9% of those r true
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i have another one...
theres a chola in your neighborhood whos nickname is "la flaca" but shes bigger than a house

go to a quince or a wedding talk about how bad the food is,but be the first to ask for a plate to go...
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And Yes Infact You Do Imply That You Are Pure! By Your Own Choice Of Words!
OK, ill ask you again. Where did i say or imply that? Quotes please.

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The Fact Is That Mexikans Are Blended Together!
Proof please. Mexicans are blended together with what? Yogurt,Almonds? What?
And if so how much? Numbers please.
And what area of Mexico does that apply to? Exact names and locations please.

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You Need To Take Your Old Ass Back To Skool And Get A Real Education Becuz The Skool Of Hard Knocks Bull Doesn't Fly With Those Who Know Better! In Your Feable Attempts To Sound Unique You Come Across People Who Know Better And Can Prove Your Bs For What It Really Is! A Distorted Uneducated Image Of Your Own Self!
Blah blah.
School of hard knocks? Turn off the BET.
Im still waiting for you to get qoutes and facts to back up your claims against me.
Uneducated? Lil boy you havent even come with any facts or references.

Let this be a lesson to you. Hope you think twice before yappin bs, the computer wont alwaysbe there to protect you.
Be a man, suck it up.

please, please dont reply unless you have some facts or references.id really hate for you to make yourself look more stupid.
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I couldn't finish it shit was to damn funny I laughed my ass off at number 15 and had to stop at 16 lol
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Hahah Thas Some Fannie Yet Soo True Stuff ....
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13.if when ever u" accidentally" talk back to ur mom she tells u “te voy adar unos Buenos chingadasos que te van a quebrar los dientes, haber si me buelbes hablar asi”
no, she would just pull out the big wood spoon and smack me.
funny…does every mom have that wooden spoon?


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I Have A As In Cls! As Far As Ignorant Goes Speak For Yourself! The Fact Is That Mexikans Are Blended Together! And Yes Infact You Do Imply That You Are Pure! By Your Own Choice Of Words! You Need To Take Your Old Ass Back To Skool And Get A Real Education Becuz The Skool Of Hard Knocks Bull Doesn't Fly
Don’t mean to butt in but how can you tell someone to go back to school when you cant even spell school right?
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Jajaja
Real nice come back
BIATCH!

Jajajaja

And if I don’t are you going to send me back to skool, if you do I might need directions and finding such a place
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Damn guys, ya'll sure know how to get of the subject with all that machoism. Why don't you all "suck it up" and shut the hell up!!! And remember it's not nice to hit girls. HA, HA, HA. Can't we just all get along!!!! LOL
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OOOHHHH!!! Roughneck!!!!
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OK OK! LIKE I SAID TAKE YOUR OLD ASS BACK TO SKOOL AND YOULL KNOW WHAT I TALK ABOUT! AND IN YOUR OWN WORDS! "Maybe some are more mixed than others, speak for yourself." YOU IMPLY THAT YOUR NOT MIXED! YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THOSE STUPID MEXIKANS THAT CLAM TO BE PURE SPANIARD! GORGE LOPEZ MAKES FUN OF THOSE PEOPLE!
HA HA HA OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU WROTE. I DONT SPEAK FOR MYSELF I SPEAK THE FACTS! ASK ANY CLS PROFFESOR AND THEY WILL AGREE WITH MY "BS"! BUT DONT FEEL BAD! YOU GOT SKOOLED BY THE BEST!
GO TO SLEEP THE LESSON IZ OVER BIAAAAATCH!
This reminds me of when your clowning with that one homie rippin him up, but he swears up and down that hes clowning you even though he aint.

or that one foo that talks smack as hes backing away from a fight
"come on foo lets handle it righht now!" ..taking steps back..

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damn.. the post wa funny pero this arguemnet... God im not even goin to say anda.. antes de ke me den un chingadazo ya ke estan repartiendo jaja..
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I love those 21 reasons. I thought i was the only one that has ever heard reasons 4,13,2, and 11. If u have more plz post them.
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That's hella funny. It's so true.
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