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Not sure why it took so long to arrive at this solution...

...but I've got something different up my sleeve for all these Bible Thumping, Holier Than Thou family members and friends who are so concerned about my having the Lord in my life: I'm gonna just sic their very own Bible on them.

I mean, Hell...critical thinking hasn't been very effective in shutting them up.

Lately, I've been snooping around throughout the holy scriptures and I've discovered that these spiritual snobs have NOT been following the word of The Most High themselves. Let the games begin.

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No mas agarran lo de sus libros lo que les conviene.
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I remember when I was stationed in Stewart me and one of my troops got stopped by these two bible thumpers, they ended up crying . So easy to debate and win against these types.
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I remember when I was stationed in Stewart me and one of my troops got stopped by these two bible thumpers, they ended up crying . So easy to debate and win against these types.
I'm respectful of people and their beliefs. To each their own. But imposing one's beliefs upon others is where I draw the line.
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Who has been bringing up religion on here? I must be ignoring it. LOL.
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Who has been bringing up religion on here? I must be ignoring it. LOL.
HaHa!

I'm talking about family members and friends who wear their religion on their sleeves. Most specifically, the scripture quoters! They like to throw verses at you and shit! LOL!
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I'm respectful of people and their beliefs. To each their own. But imposing one's beliefs upon others is where I draw the line.
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I'm respectful of people and their beliefs. To each their own. But imposing one's beliefs upon others is where I draw the line.
If I tell you, that I don't believe in god then that should be the end of the conversation. If you ask me why or try to convert me then all deals are off. That's telling me that you think your beliefs are better than mine.
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If I tell you, that I don't believe in god then that should be the end of the conversation. If you ask me why or try to convert me then all deals are off. That's telling me that you think your beliefs are better than mine.
WOW!! I actually agree with you.
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If I tell you, that I don't believe in god then that should be the end of the conversation. If you ask me why or try to convert me then all deals are off. That's telling me that you think your beliefs are better than mine.
They can be very condescending. That's why I don't feel bad when I gotta let them have it. LOL!
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WOW!! I actually agree with you.
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Except I do believe in God but people always be trying to convert me
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All these heathens... going to h-e-double hockey sticks.

LOL. Not really. Just ask for forgiveness and repent. All will be well.
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There is a lot of knowledge in the bible, so I don't agree with those who completely dismiss it. However, I don't look at it like it's more the "word of God" than other literature that I enjoy and learn from.
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Except I do believe in God but people always be trying to convert me
The misconception, from what I can gather from my experience in this society, is that believing in "God" is solely a Christian idea. However you don't have to be a so-called Christian to believe in a higher power or an infinite intelligence.

The Native Americans believed in a Great Spirit long before Europeans brought their Bible and religion.



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There is a lot of knowledge in the bible, so I don't agree with those who completely dismiss it. However, I don't look at it like it's more the "word of God" than other literature that I enjoy and learn from.
I think the Bible is a wonderful work. However, I also believe that it was written by initiates for initiates. Not meant for the masses. But these imbeciles got their hands on it and look at us now.
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It's fashionable these days for men to shave their heads and sport tattoos along with a goatee. But according to the word of The Most High, you'd better not!

Leviticus 21:5 They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they
shave the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh.
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So basically, Nelio's going to hell?
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So basically, Nelio's going to hell?


Also for Nelio, a whole buncha hoez, and the Catholic Church for calling another man Daddy/Papi!

Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
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If I tell you, that I don't believe in god then that should be the end of the conversation. If you ask me why or try to convert me then all deals are off. That's telling me that you think your beliefs are better than mine.
I'll be courteous if people ask why. Its when they try to argue their religion/god that it can get dicey. They always seem to dismiss certain things that are common knowledge in their bible to fit their arguments.
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All these heathens...

LOL. Not really. Just ask for forgiveness and repent. All will be well.
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There is a lot of knowledge in the bible, so I don't agree with those who completely dismiss it. However, I don't look at it like it's more the "word of God" than other literature that I enjoy and learn from.
There is a lot of COMMON sense knowledge in the bible. Some people can find in ordinary books, movies, life, people. One just has to see the knowledge.
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The misconception, from what I can gather from my experience in this society, is that believing in "God" is solely a Christian idea. However you don't have to be a so-called Christian to believe in a higher power or an infinite intelligence.

The Native Americans believed in a Great Spirit long before Europeans brought their Bible and religion.





I think the Bible is a wonderful work. However, I also believe that it was written by initiates for initiates. Not meant for the masses. But these imbeciles got their hands on it and look at us now.
My heavy argument is people always dismiss the old testament oh so conveniently when it suits them, but won't hesitate to bring it up at a later date to support their argument. As if their GOD's lessons are less because he sent a "SON" and another book was written as a way to follow him. Basically contracting itself, conveniently.

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That was never in question, of course I'm going to hell. Bring beer for the bq I'll throw.
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My heavy argument is people always dismiss the old testament oh so conveniently when it suits them, but won't hesitate to bring it up at a later date to support their argument. As if their GOD's lessons are less because he sent a "SON" and another book was written as a way to follow him. Basically contracting itself, conveniently.
Ed Zachary!

They love to quote the Old Testament when they think they are making a point about the doom and peril that will befall our dirty sinning asses for disobeying God because, you know, the Old Man was a mean, irrational, old skool mofo that just didn't give a fuck back in the day.

But fortunately for us, he had a son and the Old Man seems to have mellowed while letting Junior take over the running of the Universe. Whew! Thank goodness! Because Junior is more about love and stuff with just a smidgen of a meanstreak. And he's a helluva lot more reasonable than his old man! Praise the Lord!


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HOLY CANNOLI!!!

Just had a little back-and-forth this morning with one of my so-called Bible following co-workers. After giving me a mini-lesson about the Old and New Testaments, the subject changed to what she is making for dinner tonight. She said she is cooking rabbit. I had to let her have it, Yo!

Leviticus 11...

1 And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,

2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.

3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.

6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
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Here's for Sweets and her psycho feminist ass!:

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.


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16 Moreover the LORD saith, Because the daughters of Zion are haughty, and walk with stretched forth necks and wanton eyes, walking and mincing as they go, and making a tinkling with their feet:

17 Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover their secret parts.
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