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Old 06-18-2009
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(604): a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
(604-1): unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
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(512): hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
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(313): i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
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*pays attention*

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(617): I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.



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(740): my lips still taste like vagina
(1-740): so you liked breakfast?
(740): ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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Have had this site bookmarked for a while now on my comp. hilarious
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(40: every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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i had two last night....which was weird...it was from a 213 number

some about wanting to fuck me

and a pic of a penis....

I laughed at the pic....

I mean seriously, who sends pics of their penis to 52 yrs old grandmothers...

cochinos!! sucios!!!
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(740): my lips still taste like vagina
(1-740): so you liked breakfast?
(740): ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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I bet that was Niyo!!
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i had two last night....which was weird...it was from a 213 number

some about wanting to fuck me

and a pic of a penis....

I laughed at the pic....

I mean seriously, who sends pics of their penis to 52 yrs old grandmothers...

cochinos!! sucios!!!
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HAR HAR HAR

(215): mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
(267): I know she was great

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(32: im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
(1-32: anal.

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(203): just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you

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(917): i'm seventeen days late, but at least now we can write a poem and put it on that i-hate-myself-for-having-an-abortion website
(917): i'm thinking a haiku.
We had shower sex
It was pretty good although
Baby had to go
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(619): you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
(716): do you not see the irony in that??



(51: when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
(1-51: i pity the fetus.



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(214): come over
(1-214): yeah sure
(1-214): wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10


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(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
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LMFAO @ not enough for the morning after pill! DAMN!









I got some pictures texts last night that had me craving all kinds of stuff!
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what happen?
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Perfect I will call u when I am on my way.
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Perfect I will call u when I am on my way.

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No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Lmao!
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wine tuesday tmrrw would you like to join us?
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just got back and its hella green
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