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LaChavela 05-01-2009 03:05 PM

I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
I just remembered this video
it is soooo funnty! you gotta see it... but these are the words:

oh my goodness
becky, look at her bible it is so big
she looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
but who understands those preacher guys anyway
they only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, okay
i mean look at it, it's just huge
bleh, it's gross
she's just so, righteous

i like big bibles and i cannot lie
you Christian brothers can't deny
when a girl walks in with a KJV
and a bookmark in proverbs
you get stoked
got her name engraved
so you know that girl is saved
it looks like one of those large ones
with plenty of space in the margins
oh baby,i wanna read withca
cause your bibles got pictures
my minister tried to console me
but that book you got makes me so holy
ooh momma-mia
you say you want koinonia
well, bless me, bless me
and teach me about John Wesley


SJ 05-01-2009 03:07 PM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
rofl, wtf

SDx 05-01-2009 03:07 PM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
lol

Jedi Master 05-01-2009 03:21 PM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
:lol:
great find!!

DOPEYX 05-01-2009 03:22 PM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
Nice! lol

Lamberto Quintero 05-01-2009 07:33 PM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
"As the average christian takes a look, she gotta pack much book"

LMAO...or something like that!

raven116 05-02-2009 12:36 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
lmao! Yes I have seen this one before...wrong and funny on so many levels..good one to the OP.:cool:

Jia 05-02-2009 09:57 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
Yah, this is an ooold video but still entertaining.

Nice Chavela :D

*Dedra* 05-02-2009 10:35 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
hahaha! yea ive seen this!

LaChavela 05-02-2009 11:17 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
"oh baby,i wanna read withcha
cause your bibles got pictures"

:lol:

chicano831 05-02-2009 11:51 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
KJV is a heretical book, its not the bible

LaChavela 05-02-2009 01:03 PM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chicano831 (Post 1263158)
KJV is a heretical book, its not the bible

true, true....but what did you think of the video??

chicano831 05-04-2009 11:29 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
is redhead ralo criticizing the bible girl?

LaChavela 05-04-2009 01:39 PM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chicano831 (Post 1264273)
is redhead ralo criticizing the bible girl?

I'm not sure, what do you think?

chicano831 05-07-2009 11:08 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
her mouth was running a mile a minute, just like ralo tends to do.

mariposa 05-07-2009 11:11 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
LMAO! i wanna read wicha
that book you got makes me so holy!

chicano831 05-07-2009 11:28 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
??

divorce certificate 06-26-2009 01:50 AM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
Um. Whichever way I paint this, itís going to come across as mean. But this is just plain naff. I understand that some people do strange things for their religion and belief system, but Iím sure ďmaking a stupid cover of a í90ís rap songĒ isnít one of the commandments for spreading the word. Even if it wasnít tied in with GodTube (a Christian Social Network, and serious threat to the Satanic YouTube), Iíd still be laughing at these people. I know theyíll just say that should leave them alone and focus more on my relationship with the Lord, but Iím not sold.

Thereís a social network for everyone these days.

Dissonant 06-26-2009 01:58 AM

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lolllllllllllll

LaChavela 07-26-2018 07:31 PM

Re: I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
 
This was so funny!


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